Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Better Late than Never... Right??? TMI Tuesday Questions & Answers


TMI Tuesday (Yeah, yeah, yeah - I know it's Wednesday. I'm late, sue me)! 


Stop Making Sense! (This week's questions)


1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?
A 1960s Alfa Romeo Spider - candy apple red. Spider's of that era are one of my favorite cars; their lines and curves are very fluid and feminine; their headlights look like girly eyes; and red is my fave color. Plus, how can you have that car and get it in any other color? C'mon now. Spare me.






2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
I wouldn't bother. I mean, ffs, the thing is huge and I don't even drive, much less have a vehicle to transport it in. Therefore, I'd just stick it in the backyard where I could enjoy it and play with it and vice verse. So what if my uber-bitchy next-door neighbor whines a bit? We have ways of making people stay quiet, me and my elephant do.


3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….
let the bastards get me down. 


4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?
This is so friggin' embarassing. Shit. A fucking week or maybe like eight days. *facepalms*


5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?
FuckifIknow. I'm not much of a prankster. 


Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?
Oh, yanno, just that rumor bought me getting laid. Oh, wait, that was just my toys who did that to me. Sometimes they have a mind of their own so it gets confusing, yanno? 


And . . . it's that time folks. Last call. Closing time. The fat lady has sung and now you have to get your fat asses outa here! <3 

3 comments:

viemoira said...

LOL- you are too funny! Loved the elephant and bonus answers! :)
~viemoira

Kake Dastardly said...

Awws, thank you so much, viemoira! You are too kind! And with the humor thing, I try (or don't, rather? Whatever's clever, hehehe). I'm glad you enjoyed the post and my silliness. I like these blog memes for that very reason - that I get to let my silliness go crazy with the answers. *wicked evil grin*
<3 Kake :)

HEDONE said...

1. Ahh yes, nice car indeed. I agree with your assessment.

2. *big grin*

3. That's the spirit!

4. Oh no, you must explain. And don't say you were on a camping trip, I won't believe you. :D

Bonus: LOL

Enjoy your fun(ny) TMI. Have a great weekend.

-H

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